Hey You Ugly Girl.

TOO FAR.

But that doesn't mean you can just become illiterate. I'm hoping it's a clever pun. Actually, maybe we should be more worried ...

Oh hey. So I know anyone reading this (is anyone reading this? I mean, I'll keep writing anyway out of pure narcissism, but I'm curi...

feeling very entertaining today, so here's a picture of Hunter S. Thompson shooting his typewriter: I know how you feel, man. I am ...

I became aware of my status as a literary nerd officially in ninth grade. Before that, I had an inkling, but was never sure. The conversatio...

Because I've always been an amazing writer.

I have occasionally been called a graceful person. However, this is a moniker only proscribed to me by those who do not know me very well. B...